burndontfreeze:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

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bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

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naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

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shavingryansprivates:

i foudn the angriest looking fish in the world

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ultrafacts:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

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squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:
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What if it bites me and it dies?


















that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

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nobodylovesringostarr:

nobodylovesringostarr:

Harry Potter AU instead of sorting hat, McGonnagal plays Lady Marmalade and see if the kid is lipsynching to Christina, Mya, Pink or Lil Kim 

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adlersassistant:

irrationalwitch:

pottercolours:

friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿

#he’s a keeper

did you just

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whooosuper:

sexypleaseeeeee:

catherrscall:

hi:

14 CELEBRITIES POSING WITH THEIR YOUNGER SELVES

See all 14 HERE

THEY ARE ALL SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

I want younger Tom Cruise right now. In my bed. Omg.

HOW IS HE SO HOT FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS.

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