xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

Posted 5 hours ago With 18,628 notes

18,628 notes
facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

facts-i-just-made-up:

metalheadadam:

Does this mean that feeding beef to my dog is forcing him into cannibalism?

No more than if you ate a Canadian.

Posted 5 hours ago With 1,446 notes

1,446 notes

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

Posted 5 hours ago With 93,134 notes

93,134 notes

achievement-hunter:

Lstraight allies

Gstraight allies

Bstraight allies

Tmacklemore

Posted 5 hours ago With 23,580 notes

23,580 notes

Posted 5 hours ago With 48,339 notes

48,339 notes

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

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Posted 5 hours ago With 377,276 notes

377,276 notes

bilt2tumble:

corpsepose:

happy easter

Yeeeaaahhhh… Ummm… No.

Posted 5 hours ago With 64,840 notes

64,840 notes

feggotdesu:

dating me means dating my anxiety and my random spouts of depression it means dating my panic attacks at 11pm or 2 am or 5am or anytime of the day for that matter it means dating my mood swings where i get really upset over everything about me and all my insecurities and how i’m not good enough because i’m never good enough

Posted 8 hours ago With 67,412 notes

67,412 notes

jaclcfrost:

“losing followers”

or

as i like to call it

“narrowing down the list of people who are invited to a wicked awesome party with a bouncy castle and water slide and ice cream”

Posted 8 hours ago With 180,066 notes

180,066 notes

sir-ryan-lancelot:

officialfrenchtoast:

modern day rebels

This makes me happy

Posted 9 hours ago With 125,920 notes

125,920 notes